Privacy policy

We don't have one, but don't hack our site, it would be Un-American. If you hack us, your uninvited from America 300, and it's going to be awesome, were going to have a lot of fireworks, a lot of boats, a lot of planes, a lot of winners on parade. It's going to be like something you've never seen and could never even imagine. If you hack our site your completely banned, you don't get to watch the awesome show, you don't get to celebrate with us and you will be very, very sad, that you ruined your chance to be part of the greatest celebration on earth. Your friends will ask you why you would have done such a stupid thing, and you won't have anyone to hang out with on July 4th, 2076.